FUCK UNFAIR TAXES!

March 10th, 2009

What’s an unfair tax?  In my eyes no American should have to pay more then 20% of their income towards taxes.  I don’t care if you make $30billion a year and I only make $15k a year, I don’t think you should have to pay more then 20%.

Transitioning into the world of a self employed entrepreneur has left me with a severe disgust for our government.  I just finished reading “Self-Employed Tax Solutions” by June Walker.  It was a fantastic book, where the author does a superb job deciphering tax code for independents especially creative independents.  I was feeling prepared and good about doing my taxes.  I love the US and I’m all for paying my fair share of taxes hoping that they eventually support some form of good or usefulness.  With that being said, when I got to the last chapter in the book and learned that I should set aside 40% of my income for taxes and that’s if I’m in the low bracket … once I’m wildly successful move over 60 – 70% aside for FUCKING TAXES.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME.  Who in their right mind ever thought that it’s fair to tax someone 70% of what they have earned.  Shit move over mafia and pimps i’m a Uncle Sam’s bitch.  I’m completely dumbfounded that our protesting, free speech, assembling Americans stand for such an outrage.  In light of my new found enlightment I understand the recent “Tea Parties” in the news.  I also understand that even though I love Obama I now totally get Republicans and their gripes about taxes, although I think everything else they believe is as far fetched as Scientology.

If tax law is written with corporations and big business in mind and with a bias to not trust the self employed why would our nation especially at this time support that?  It wasn’t my self employed ass that collapsed the world economy.   The tax laws need to be re-written, they need to be fair and they need to be in plain English.  Oh, yeah and while were at it, since every American has to pay taxes why is it not taught in the schools.  Why do I have to buy a plethora of books and pay a professional to teach me how to do this thing every American has to do for the rest of their life.  Since most kids start working in high school then it only makes since that tax law should be taught in high school.   Maybe we don’t because young people are more ferociously aware of when they are being fucked and less likely to stand for it.  Really, can you imagine the debates among your peers at the age of 17  if you were told then if you try and make an honest living and go into business for yourself 40 – 70% of what you earn will go towards taxes.  AND on top of that you will pay taxes on just about everything you buy!  Move over Greenpeace let the Tea Parties Rage ON!  How can a country that was founded partially out of disgust for taxes have turned into a tax beast.

So, in the spirit of contributing way more then my fair share let me take the liberty to re-write the tax law.

20% of what you make after expenses is paid to taxes

15% to federal 5% to state

If every American is taxed then their should be no need to tax every item on top of it,  so no more sales tax.

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Bear In The Backyard!

February 18th, 2009

Our house in built into the side of a mountain, so a quarter of the back is underground. This means our first floor bedroom has a window about the size of a porthole. About a week ago I woke up to close the little blind on the little widow an there was a big ‘ol wild turkey staring back at me at 5:30am. We were about a foot away from each other with the glass in-between and given the ground level this put us eye to eye. This caused enough shock for me to give a little hoot and wake Babe up with something to the affect of, “Oh SHIT! There’s a turkey looking at me!”

So fast forward one week to today … I hear Babe downstairs yell BEAR! This has become my new favorite word. This prompts immediate action … grab the cameras and lock the doors as fast as fucking possible and then act like our cats … run from window to window trying to get a better view.

Today however, by the time I got down stairs the bear was out of site, didn’t know if he went back into the woods or behind the house. The view for behind the house is only the little porthole … I RAN TO IT … I don’t know, in hopes of seeing the bears ass walking up the mountain. I pull back the curtain and HOLY SHIT the bear was right there looking at me just like the turkey. This caused immediate shock on my end which resulted in a sound coming from my mouth which can only be described as part Hoot part Scream part heart about to explode.

After immediate shock – PICTURE! Babe then ran in with the video camera, here’s the video
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Oh Boy, Grown-Up Purchase

February 17th, 2009

I never thought I’d get so much joy out of the purchase of a brand spankin new FRONT LOADING washer & Dryer.  I did laundry for 36 hours and enjoyed it way to much.  There is no more stupid aggregator in the middle trying to rip my clothes to shreads.  There is even a HAND WASH setting on the washer … yep that’s right it can wash everything and it’s so delicate that it can pretend that it’s my own hands, that’s enough to make me shed a tear.  There are so many LED lights that at night it looks like a spaceship has now landed in our laundry room.  Since our previous washer only worked on 1 setting, it’s a little overwhelming having something like 60 possible wash combinations.    It feels a little bit like ordering take-out … hmm… today I would like Cold-cold, medium spin, delicate, extra rinse, light soil, stain clean with a delayed start … lol… the delayed start even has 20 time options.

  • technical information – Frigidaire – Affinity series
  • side note, these are on the low end of the front loaders however the detergent pull out feels more sturdy and better crafted then the top high end washers.  I thought I was going to break some of them in the store just by opening them.  The only other set I liked besides ours, was a high end Samsung … the rest did not seem built to last.

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Must Fucking Have Technology

February 15th, 2009


Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

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